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fairyniamh last year. I have added a new piece to it. I have re-edited the first two drabbles.
Merry Christmas!
Title: Shinobi Caroling; Chapter 4: A Sack Full of….."
Authordrivven
Word Count: 444+/-
Pairings: Naruto/Neji, Shino/Kiba, Kakashi/Iruka, Kotetsu/Izumo, Raidou/Genma,
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Language, Anal, Toys, Exhibition, Voyeurism, Crack/Humor (not crack pairings, just humor)
Summary: A few Shinobi a little too much alcohol = a not so traditional Christmas.
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto, sadly that means I do not own it and have gained nothing but personal satisfaction for writing this.
A/N: This is NOT beta-ed, since it was and is a gift for my beta,fairyniamh.
Shino had just ‘prepared’ his reindeer for a good long ride, when all three couples were pulled from their intimate celebrating by a blast of cold air as the door was flung open. It struck the wall with a crash. Iruka huffed as he stumbled through the door with a very large sack over his shoulder. A blond head, then a brunette peaked from a bedroom door.
“Thanks a lot assholes,” Iruka growled as he tossed the bag onto the floor and shook snow off his body. Naruto was reminded of the poem, ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’.
He couldn’t help himself. “Oi, Iruka; I thought I was supposed to be the one with the big ‘bag’.”
The glare he received had him giggling hysterically. Even Neji had to bite his lip at the joke. The others didn’t even try to resist, they were all laughing and clinging to each other.
The bag had and still was wriggling on the floor and there was no doubt just what or rather, who was inside. “You temes could have helped me you know!”
“Oh and if we tackled him, naked, in the snow… you wouldn’t be the least bit upset… Sorry, I know you.” Naruto was still grinning. Then it hit him what he’d just said. “Eww, I just grossed myself out. Neji, hold me.” The beautiful brunette smiled as he pulled his lover away from the door, back into the room, and closed the door.
They escaped just in time. Moments later, Kakashi managed to free himself from his bonds and then the bag. He was no longer jingling, having lost his Christmas gift somewhere on his drunken streaking adventure. He had sobered a bit and was beginning to realize just how much trouble he was in.
He looked up at Iruka from the floor with a sheepish smile. “I love you?” It came out as a question. The true question was unspoken. ‘Do you love me enough to not kill me for this?’
Iruka sighed. “Promise me, no more Suna Sake. EVER!”
Kakashi crawled bare-assed to kneel at his generous lover’s feet. “I promise. Never EVER again.”
“Fine, but that ass that I just chased all over Konoha is mine tonight, ALL night, and I don’t want to hear any whining out of you about it; got that?” Iruka had his hands on his hips and was in full on ‘I am in control here’ mode. It was not something anyone who didn’t know him well would have ever expected. Kakashi wisely nodded and kissed his lover’s hand.
Naruto was very lucky he missed it. This would have put him in therapy for life.
fairyniamh last year. I have added a new piece to it. I have re-edited the first two drabbles.Merry Christmas!
Title: Shinobi Caroling; Chapter 4: A Sack Full of….."
Author
drivvenWord Count: 444+/-
Pairings: Naruto/Neji, Shino/Kiba, Kakashi/Iruka, Kotetsu/Izumo, Raidou/Genma,
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Language, Anal, Toys, Exhibition, Voyeurism, Crack/Humor (not crack pairings, just humor)
Summary: A few Shinobi a little too much alcohol = a not so traditional Christmas.
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto, sadly that means I do not own it and have gained nothing but personal satisfaction for writing this.
A/N: This is NOT beta-ed, since it was and is a gift for my beta,
fairyniamh.Shino had just ‘prepared’ his reindeer for a good long ride, when all three couples were pulled from their intimate celebrating by a blast of cold air as the door was flung open. It struck the wall with a crash. Iruka huffed as he stumbled through the door with a very large sack over his shoulder. A blond head, then a brunette peaked from a bedroom door.
“Thanks a lot assholes,” Iruka growled as he tossed the bag onto the floor and shook snow off his body. Naruto was reminded of the poem, ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas’.
He couldn’t help himself. “Oi, Iruka; I thought I was supposed to be the one with the big ‘bag’.”
The glare he received had him giggling hysterically. Even Neji had to bite his lip at the joke. The others didn’t even try to resist, they were all laughing and clinging to each other.
The bag had and still was wriggling on the floor and there was no doubt just what or rather, who was inside. “You temes could have helped me you know!”
“Oh and if we tackled him, naked, in the snow… you wouldn’t be the least bit upset… Sorry, I know you.” Naruto was still grinning. Then it hit him what he’d just said. “Eww, I just grossed myself out. Neji, hold me.” The beautiful brunette smiled as he pulled his lover away from the door, back into the room, and closed the door.
They escaped just in time. Moments later, Kakashi managed to free himself from his bonds and then the bag. He was no longer jingling, having lost his Christmas gift somewhere on his drunken streaking adventure. He had sobered a bit and was beginning to realize just how much trouble he was in.
He looked up at Iruka from the floor with a sheepish smile. “I love you?” It came out as a question. The true question was unspoken. ‘Do you love me enough to not kill me for this?’
Iruka sighed. “Promise me, no more Suna Sake. EVER!”
Kakashi crawled bare-assed to kneel at his generous lover’s feet. “I promise. Never EVER again.”
“Fine, but that ass that I just chased all over Konoha is mine tonight, ALL night, and I don’t want to hear any whining out of you about it; got that?” Iruka had his hands on his hips and was in full on ‘I am in control here’ mode. It was not something anyone who didn’t know him well would have ever expected. Kakashi wisely nodded and kissed his lover’s hand.
Naruto was very lucky he missed it. This would have put him in therapy for life.
