Dare/Meme provoked by FairyNiamh
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fairyniamh left this Dare for in Google Docs. It's actually pretty involved, but was pretty fun. If you want to steal the questions, go right ahead. Oh and of course it doesn't have to be Naruto-centric, that is just were my heart lives. :D
Mine turned a bit adult, because my mind just goes there... Come to the dark side, we have yaoi and cookies!
This is a meme I took.... supposed to choose 12 Character names before looking at the questions.... then answer the questions. Dare you to do it!
1) Neji
2) Kakashi
3) Iruka
4) Genma
5) Naruto
6) Shika
7) Hiashi
8) Kiba
9) Shino
10) Itachi
11) Gaara
12) Sai
1) 6 and 8 are dating when one of them finds out he/she's actually royalty. Which one is it, and how does it affect their relationship? Shika and it shouldn't be a surprise cause he's a lazy ass. Only difference is Kiba can lick his boots in public too.
2) 2 wants to seduce 12. How does he/she do it? Stand naked anywhere, the penis obsessed freak will sense a bare rod and come running.
3.) 1 and 5 are dating, and 1 is meeting 5's family for the first time. How does it go? Tsunade gets drunk and falls all over Iruka, he nearly sufficates under her boobs. Jiraiya shows him his het porn collection resulting in Iruka vomiting. Naruto has to take him home. The next day they move to Suna.
4) 4 and 8 are in relationship. Is it fluffy or is it filled with angry!sex? Sex-acquaintances
5) 3, 11 and 12 are in a "forced bond" sort of relationship. How did it happen and how do they deal? Tsunade felt that the two truly emotionally fucked up boys needed a loving, supportive person who could actually reign the two of them in his 'teacher mode yelling thing' so poor Iruka got jutsu-ed.
6) 1 and 2 are attracted to each other, but it turns out they're related. How do they react? Would there be incest? Once Neji overcame the temporary insanity, he seceded from the family, that was just the final straw.
7) 6 is madly in love with 9 and goes all out to woo him/her. What does this entail? How does 9 react? Shika lifted his head from the soft cushy grass and said, 'hey, I like you blow me' then fell asleep from exhaustion. Shino adjusted his glasses and called chiggers into the grass where Shika was snoring.
8) 7 wants to make 2 jealous. Does he/she sleep/pretend to have slept with with 1 or 11? Does it work? 11 because even Hiashi is not that gross. After Gaara sifted the blood from his sand Kakashi moored the loss of the porn magazine Hiashi had borrowed and still had in his yukata.
9) 3 and 6 are having the most romantic weekend ever. Where do they go and what do they do? Shopping for matching ponytail holders and helping each other perfect the 'pineapple head' look with lots of gel lube.
10) 5 wants to do the kinkiest thing he/she can think of with 10. What is it? Does 10 agree? Of course, because on his kinkiest day Naruto is vanilla compared to Itachi.
11) 3 and 9 are 4's slaves. Which one would 4 have his/her way with? Would it be non-con/dub-con or hurt/comfort? Iruka, definitely. Genma has a thing about bugs. Ewwww! no non-con... Genma is a perv but not a rapist. Hurt/Comfort is Gen's speciality.
12) 8 and 7 are partners in crime. 8 wants costumes so they won't be recognized, but 7 is reluctant. Do they do it? What sort of costume does 8 want 7 to wear, anyway? Of course because Kiba won't shut up about it. Hiashi is a blind man with a gold pimp cane, all Kiba's taste is in his mouth.
13) 10 is a superhero and 11 is his/her sidekick. 12 is their archenemy. 12 concocts a plan to defeat 10 with a lustray. Does this cause 10 to lust for 11 or 12? Does he/she manage to resist? Itachi would lust for both, he has enough for both. Like Sai would even consider resisting. Gaara would rather kill himself with his own sand coffin.
14) 5, 7, and 8 start a band. Who's the lead singer? Guitarist? What do they call themselves? Which of his/her bandmates does the lead singer seduce? Naruto is the singer, Hiashi the guitarist, Kiba hits things with sticks. Two puppies and the old dude. Really it would have to be Hiashi.... not sure the old dude's heart will hold out.
15) 7 and 12 are married and they really seem to get along well--except for one thing. What is it they ALWAYS fight over? Who usually wins? Sai wants Hiashi to use his blood trait to look through other men's clothes and describe their penises to him. Not like Hiashi doesn't do it, but the stingy bastard won't describe it to his lover.
16) 11 has his/her pick of all the other guys/girls. Who does he choose and why? Naruto, because duh, he's Naruto.
~Fin~
fairyniamh left this Dare for in Google Docs. It's actually pretty involved, but was pretty fun. If you want to steal the questions, go right ahead. Oh and of course it doesn't have to be Naruto-centric, that is just were my heart lives. :DMine turned a bit adult, because my mind just goes there... Come to the dark side, we have yaoi and cookies!
This is a meme I took.... supposed to choose 12 Character names before looking at the questions.... then answer the questions. Dare you to do it!
1) Neji
2) Kakashi
3) Iruka
4) Genma
5) Naruto
6) Shika
7) Hiashi
8) Kiba
9) Shino
10) Itachi
11) Gaara
12) Sai
1) 6 and 8 are dating when one of them finds out he/she's actually royalty. Which one is it, and how does it affect their relationship? Shika and it shouldn't be a surprise cause he's a lazy ass. Only difference is Kiba can lick his boots in public too.
2) 2 wants to seduce 12. How does he/she do it? Stand naked anywhere, the penis obsessed freak will sense a bare rod and come running.
3.) 1 and 5 are dating, and 1 is meeting 5's family for the first time. How does it go? Tsunade gets drunk and falls all over Iruka, he nearly sufficates under her boobs. Jiraiya shows him his het porn collection resulting in Iruka vomiting. Naruto has to take him home. The next day they move to Suna.
4) 4 and 8 are in relationship. Is it fluffy or is it filled with angry!sex? Sex-acquaintances
5) 3, 11 and 12 are in a "forced bond" sort of relationship. How did it happen and how do they deal? Tsunade felt that the two truly emotionally fucked up boys needed a loving, supportive person who could actually reign the two of them in his 'teacher mode yelling thing' so poor Iruka got jutsu-ed.
6) 1 and 2 are attracted to each other, but it turns out they're related. How do they react? Would there be incest? Once Neji overcame the temporary insanity, he seceded from the family, that was just the final straw.
7) 6 is madly in love with 9 and goes all out to woo him/her. What does this entail? How does 9 react? Shika lifted his head from the soft cushy grass and said, 'hey, I like you blow me' then fell asleep from exhaustion. Shino adjusted his glasses and called chiggers into the grass where Shika was snoring.
8) 7 wants to make 2 jealous. Does he/she sleep/pretend to have slept with with 1 or 11? Does it work? 11 because even Hiashi is not that gross. After Gaara sifted the blood from his sand Kakashi moored the loss of the porn magazine Hiashi had borrowed and still had in his yukata.
9) 3 and 6 are having the most romantic weekend ever. Where do they go and what do they do? Shopping for matching ponytail holders and helping each other perfect the 'pineapple head' look with lots of gel lube.
10) 5 wants to do the kinkiest thing he/she can think of with 10. What is it? Does 10 agree? Of course, because on his kinkiest day Naruto is vanilla compared to Itachi.
11) 3 and 9 are 4's slaves. Which one would 4 have his/her way with? Would it be non-con/dub-con or hurt/comfort? Iruka, definitely. Genma has a thing about bugs. Ewwww! no non-con... Genma is a perv but not a rapist. Hurt/Comfort is Gen's speciality.
12) 8 and 7 are partners in crime. 8 wants costumes so they won't be recognized, but 7 is reluctant. Do they do it? What sort of costume does 8 want 7 to wear, anyway? Of course because Kiba won't shut up about it. Hiashi is a blind man with a gold pimp cane, all Kiba's taste is in his mouth.
13) 10 is a superhero and 11 is his/her sidekick. 12 is their archenemy. 12 concocts a plan to defeat 10 with a lustray. Does this cause 10 to lust for 11 or 12? Does he/she manage to resist? Itachi would lust for both, he has enough for both. Like Sai would even consider resisting. Gaara would rather kill himself with his own sand coffin.
14) 5, 7, and 8 start a band. Who's the lead singer? Guitarist? What do they call themselves? Which of his/her bandmates does the lead singer seduce? Naruto is the singer, Hiashi the guitarist, Kiba hits things with sticks. Two puppies and the old dude. Really it would have to be Hiashi.... not sure the old dude's heart will hold out.
15) 7 and 12 are married and they really seem to get along well--except for one thing. What is it they ALWAYS fight over? Who usually wins? Sai wants Hiashi to use his blood trait to look through other men's clothes and describe their penises to him. Not like Hiashi doesn't do it, but the stingy bastard won't describe it to his lover.
16) 11 has his/her pick of all the other guys/girls. Who does he choose and why? Naruto, because duh, he's Naruto.
~Fin~
