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Title: Shinobi Caroling; Chapter 7: Horny Porny
Author [livejournal.com profile] drivven
Word Count: 279+/-
Pairings: Naruto/Neji, Shino/Kiba, Kakashi/Iruka, Kotetsu/Izumo, Raidou/Genma,
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Language, Anal, Toys, Exhibition, Voyeurism, Crack/Humor (not crack pairings, just humor)
Summary: A few Shinobi a little too much alcohol = a not so traditional Christmas.
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto, sadly that means I do not own it and have gained nothing but personal satisfaction for writing this. I did not write the songs referenced in this fic and again, have received nothing but personal enjoyment from writing this.
A/N: This is NOT beta-ed, since it was and is a gift for my beta, [livejournal.com profile] fairyniamh.



A/N: This should wrap it up for this year. Hope everyone has a great Holiday!

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Izumo lay on back enjoying the glorious afterglow of another round, it was Christmas morning and he was with his best friend and lover. “A Very Merry Christmas.” He sighed.

Kotetsu smirked at him and sang, “Have a Horny Porny Christmas, it's the best time of the year”

His lover joined the pun fun, grinning. “I don't care if there'll be snow, just put that cock in here” Izumo rolled onto his stomach and shook his tush provocatively.

Kotetsu lounged over him and kissed each perfectly round cheek, murmuring against the smooth flesh. “Have a Horny Porny Christmas, absolutely the best thing of the year”

“Mmmm.” It took Izumo a minute to remember the words to the next bit. “And when you walk down the street...” He had a little trouble thinking of something ‘naughty’, since ‘nice’ just wasn’t up his or his lover’s alley. “Give a blow to friends you know and everyone you meet”

Kotetsu glomped onto him tickling the breath out of “Slut.” He grumbled teasingly.

Zu giggled and kissed Kotetsu’s cheek. “You love me.”

Ko huffed and rolled off of him, pretending to pout. Zu spotted the holiday floral arrangement on the nightstand. He started singing again. “Oh no the mistletoe hung where you can see”

Ko almost choked on his laughter. His mischievious lover was kneeling with his legs open, dangling a small sprig of mistletoe just above the most perfect little pucker. Kotetsu went from half hard to fully erect.

Izumo continued singing. “Somebody waits for you, Kiss it once for me”

Kotetsu grabbed his lover and pulled him into his lap and whispered “Have a Horny Porny Christmas”

`fin`

Date: 2010-12-26 07:16 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] fairyniamh
This is just too funny. Love it dear. *hugs*

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